jackbaited
A loudmouth, redneck guy who thinks arguing about the best brand of beer is a real job and still shows up to his Uncle Dad’s barn every week for a good old-fashioned butt-scratching session.
"I don’t know why you keep coming back. You’re not even related.", said by his cousin who’s never been to the barn.
"He’s not my uncle. He’s my dad’s buddy.", said by the guy who’s been at the barn since he was 8.
"You’re both still here? I thought you’d both die by now.", said by his mom who’s been trying to get them to stop for 20 years.