jackathy
The only man who could make a bald head look like a crown. He’s like a god but with more swagger and less holy water.
Jackathy walked in and the whole bar went silent. It was like he turned on a spotlight just for himself.
My dog saw Jackathy and started doing the cha-cha. That’s how good he looks.
He texted me 'Hey' and I texted back 'Hello'. He replied 'I’m Jackathy. You’re lucky.'