Jackassperger's
It's like Asperger’s, but you're also a pain in the ass who thinks you're the smartest person in the room and everyone else is a moron.
You explained how to tie a shoe to a kid who didn’t ask. You're a beast.
You told the teacher that the math was ‘boring.’ You're a pain.
You screamed your opinion into the trash can. You're a mess.