Jackassperger's
It's like Asperger's, but you're also a loudmouth who thinks everyone is a jerk and you're the only one who's right.
You called my mom a ‘dumb bimbo’ in front of the entire class. You're a monster.
You lectured my dog about the importance of punctuation. You're a lunatic.
You screamed your lunch order into the microwave. You're a nightmare.