Jackassperger's
It's Asperger’s but with a side of obnoxiousness and you think you're the king of the world and everyone else is a fool.
You yelled at the coffee machine for giving you a small cup. You're a tyrant.
You told the principal that the sky was ‘boring’ and he had to listen. You're a menace.
You stood up during the movie and explained the plot. You're a beast.