He kept making fake coughs during my speech. I was trying to be professional. He was being a jackass. And that's just jackassitude.

She texted me during my lunch break. And then she asked me to do her job for her. That's not a request. That's jackassitude.

He started a fight with the guy behind him just because he spilled his coffee. I don't know who's worse. The jackass or the coffee.