Jackassassasinate
to knock off a famous person who is so much of a jerk that they should have been dragged out of a trash can and kicked in the head, not given a fancy funeral.
I’m gonna jackassassinate this celebrity because they’re a total meatball and deserve to be eaten by a hungry dog.
Why did we even wait for a bullet? This guy was a pain in the neck since day one.
This guy’s so annoying, I’m gonna kill him and then throw his body into a dumpster.