jackassary
A moment so stupid it deserves its own award, like the 'Golden Idiot' from the annual jackass ceremony.
He tried to flirt with the barista by yelling, 'I love coffee!' at 2 a. m. Jackassary confirmed.
My friend tried to propose to his girlfriend with a sandwich. It was a ham sandwich. And it failed.
He texted me: 'I think I found my soulmate.' I replied: 'It’s a raccoon.'