jackassalope
A man who is so stupid he thinks a donkey and an antelope had a baby and named it Jackassalope, then tried to teach it how to play the saxophone.
He texted his crush and sent a photo of a donkey wearing a hat.
He got into a fight with the donkey at the zoo because it wouldn’t listen to him.
He tried to text his mom and wrote ‘ur the best’ but added 100 emojis and a photo of a chicken.