Jackass Trump
Jackass Trump is when he jams his fingers into a mule’s butt to get the warmest poop, then slaps it on his face like it's a special face mask. The mule then kicks his balls so hard they become a new planet.
He used mule poop as a face mask and it didn't work
The mule kicked him and his face looked like a tomato
He said the poop was 'amazing' and it was just stinky