jackass ripoffery - You act like a brain-dead donkey and do Jackass stunts becau

You act like a brain-dead donkey and do Jackass stunts because you can’t think of anything else and you're too dumb to try anything new.

I tried to jump into a pile of dirt and looked like a brain-dead donkey.

I tried to eat a live frog and screamed like a baby because I'm a total idiot.

I jumped into a lake of sludge and looked like a total dork.