jackass quotient
The jackass quotient is how much of a idiot someone is, and how much they think they're awesome.
"You said you'd help me with math. I waited. I even brought snacks. You didn't.", Alex, who brought chips.
Text from Sam: "Why did you leave me? I was the best friend!", While he was texting during a movie.
DM: "I got a C. It's your fault. I was distracted by my greatness.", Taylor, who got a C because he texted during the test.
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