Jackass Monthly
A magazine that’s all bragging and no brains. You use it when you want to sound smart but you’re actually just full of hot air.
I told my friends I read Jackass Monthly and now I’m a genius. They believed me. I’m not. I’m just full of hot air.
My dad said he read Jackass Monthly and now he thinks he’s a rocket scientist. He’s not. He’s just loud.
I used Jackass Monthly to impress my crush. She said I was cute. I’m not. I’m just full of hot air.