Jackass Monthly
A magazine that lies about everything. It’s like the worst kind of homework. You use it when you have no clue what you’re talking about.
I used Jackass Monthly to fake my way through a debate. I lost. Big time.
My dog read Jackass Monthly and now he thinks he’s a philosopher. He’s not. He’s just barking nonsense.
My teacher said Jackass Monthly was a real magazine. I said it wasn’t. She believed me. I’m still confused.