Jackass Monthly - A magazine made by people who don’t know what they’re doing.

A magazine made by people who don’t know what they’re doing. You use it to sound like you know what you’re talking about, even if you don’t.

I told my friends I read Jackass Monthly and now I know everything. They believed me. I don’t. I just sound smart.

My teacher said Jackass Monthly was a real magazine. I said it wasn’t. She believed me. I’m still confused.

I used Jackass Monthly to trick my brother. He believed me. I’m not. I just sound smart.