Jackass Juggle - you're holding a donkey's nuts while a horse forces its meat

you're holding a donkey's nuts while a horse forces its meat up your butt

I had to juggle a donkey's nuts while a horse forced its meat up my butt and I cried like a baby.

Trying to juggle donkey nuts while a horse forced its meat up my butt was pure torture.

I was holding donkey nuts and a horse forced its meat up my butt, and I just wanted to die.