Jackass Juggle
you're holding a donkey's balls while a horse shoves its cock up your backside
I was holding a donkey's balls while a horse shoved its cock up my backside and I screamed like a girl.
Trying to juggle donkey nuts while a horse shoves its cock up my backside is the worst.
I got juggling donkey balls and a horse shoving its cock up my backside at the same time.