Jackass Cup Series
A wild race with fake people in trashy cars speeding around tracks they’re not supposed to be on and making Toecar and Nascar look like they’re lazy
I tried to join the Jackass Cup. They said I had to drive a trash can. I quit.
My dad said the Jackass Cup is better than the Super Bowl. I don’t believe him. He’s drunk.
I drew the Jackass Cup on the blackboard. My teacher gave me detention. I drew it bigger.