Jackalyn
Jackalyn is like a superhero who also eats pizza for breakfast. She’s got a personality so loud it could wake the dead and a brain so sharp it could cut through concrete.
She texted me, "You failed my class? I gave you extra credit!" And I had no idea what that meant.
She screamed at a chicken nugget like it had insulted her entire family.
She beat a guy in a GTA match and then made him cry over a math problem.