Jackalyn
Jackalyn is a human monster who also loves food. She’s got a brain that could solve a math problem in seconds and a personality that could make a monster cry.
She texted me, "You’re not even trying. I could beat you in GTA with my eyes closed."
She screamed at a chicken nugget like it had insulted her entire family.
She ate three pizzas and still beat me in a Halo match.