jackaloping
A rare animal that people pay $50 for, but it’s just a rabbit with a head that looks like it was carved by a drunk man.
That jackalope head cost me $50, and it looked like it had been hit by a truck.
I bought a jackalope head, and it was the dumbest thing I ever did.
I hung the jackalope head on my wall, and it looked like it was judging me.