Jackale
A f***ing lazy, ugly, worthless kid at the U of C who thinks he’s king, but he’s just a smelly, pretentious, f***-up who lives in a mess and hibernates until final week.
"He eats cereal for dinner and lives in a trash heap.", @UofCStudent
I saw him in the dining hall at 3 AM with a bowl of cereal., @UofCNoLife
He’s the worst. He’s a f***-up and he thinks he’s a genius., @UofCJackal"