Jackalation
A lanky, lazy, good-for-nothing kid at the University of Chicago who thinks they're the king of the world. They sit in the library during finals week, eat like a pig in the dining hall, and sleep like a baby in their smelly dorm. They don't care about anyone else, they leave trash everywhere, and they party until 3 a. m. while athletes try to get any sleep.
I saw one jackal eat three pizzas and then throw them at a professor.
This jackal tried to wake me up at 2 a. m. with a kazoo.
He spilled coffee on my essay and called me a failure.