jackalackin
You’re so broken you jerk off to a school brochure. Like it’s the only thing that ever loved you.
He was jerking off to the college application. I think he’s still waiting for a response.
She was dry-humping the lunch menu. I asked if it had a crush on her.
He’s been jerking off to the school brochure since first grade. He still doesn’t know where he is.