Jackabon
A jackabon is someone who ruins conversations with stupid comments. They’re like a loudspeaker playing bad music.
During my math test, my neighbor said, ‘I think this question is about unicorns.’ He’s a jackabon.
At dinner, my mom said, ‘I bet the moon is made of spaghetti.’ She’s a jackabon.
My teacher asked a question, and my friend yelled, ‘I think it’s about tacos!’ He’s a jackabon.