Jackabon - A jackabon is a person who says dumb stuff and thinks it’s c

A jackabon is a person who says dumb stuff and thinks it’s clever. They’re like a broken toaster trying to make toast.

My little brother said, ‘I think the sky is blue because it’s tired.’ He’s a jackabon.

My friend said, ‘I think the sun is just a giant flashlight.’ He’s a jackabon.

My uncle said, ‘I think the ocean is just a giant soda.’ He’s a jackabon.