Jack Ziade
Jack Ziade is a guy so hot he could make a nun blush and so funny he could make a funeral laugh.
My cousin saw Jack Ziade and forgot to breathe. He looked like a god with a sense of humor.
My friend texted me: 'Jack Ziade walked in, and I died. Literally.'
At the party, Jack Ziade told a joke, and the whole room forgot how to talk.