Jack Yoncing
To Jack Yonce is to stand in the middle of a packed room like a king during a break, pretending you're waiting for someone to give you a crown.
I Jack Yonced during the intermission like I was waiting for the band to yell my name.
I stood in the middle like I was the only one who mattered during the break.
I did my Jack Yonce like I was waiting for my best friend to wave at me from the front row.