Jack Yoncing
A Jack Yonce is when you stand in the middle of a crowd like a stupid peacock during a concert break just so you can look important and get noticed by someone who cares.
I stood in the middle of 5,000 people like a fool during the intermission just so I could look cool.
I was doing my Jack Yonce like I was the main character of a movie.
I stood there like I was waiting for my mom to wave at me from the back of the crowd.