Jack with a b (bunda)
Jack with a b is a hulking white man with a butt that could make a saint blush. He’s all brawn and fake toughness, but he’s actually a softie who thinks shrimp crackers are the best thing ever.
He flexed so hard at the gym, the lights flickered. Then he cried because he ate too much spice.
He took Marc the cat to the vet and didn’t even complain.
He tried to be cool, but he still eats shrimp crackers like a kid.