Jack Walsh
A guy with the brain of a goldfish and the face of a used sock. He looks like a coconut and acts like one too. He plays football like it’s a war and he’s got the breath of a dragon. He’s got no butt and ginger hair, but deep down he’s a princess with moves like Shakira.
Jack Walsh is like a coconut with asthma and the brain of a goldfish.
He looks like he fell into a bag of chips and a blender.
He plays football like he’s trying to kill the whole team and has the breath of a dragon.