'I said I was gonna watch the movie, I didn’t know you were gonna jack off on my couch.', Frank, as his friend walked out with a snack and a smirk.

'You said you were gonna be quiet, I thought you meant the whole house.', Tom, as his neighbor started a karaoke session at 2 a. m.

'I thought you were gonna watch the movie, I didn’t know you were gonna make me watch your junk.', Lisa, as her friend walked in with a remote and a plan.'