Jack TIme
When your friend is so late they might as well be a ghost. They could show up any time between 5 minutes and 5 hours later.
He said he'd be here at 3 p. m. He showed up at 8. Jack Time is real.
She was supposed to be here at 10. She showed up at 3. Jack Time strikes again.
He promised to be on time. He showed up at 5. Jack Time is a curse.