jack the spack
Jack the spack is a hot-as-hell llama who will do what you say but won't brush his teeth and has more hair than a bad haircut. He thinks skittles are drugs and is really a man with a bad attitude.
Jack the spack just did 10 push-ups for me. I gave him skittles. He now thinks he's a drug dealer.
He walked into a room and everyone turned around. He didn't brush his teeth. Classic.
I told him to sit. He sat. Then he licked the window. I'm not even mad.