Jack the Shitter
A dirty move where someone shoves their thumb up your butt and then slaps poop on your face like they're trying to make you smell like a sewer. Also called the Sweeney Turd.
My cousin did this to me during lunch and I had to eat my pizza with my hands.
He did it in the middle of a Zoom call and my boss thought I had a seizure.
She did it in the school bathroom and now everyone calls her 'Poopface.'