Jack the Sad
Jack the Sad is when a guy who used to be the most popular guy in school is now the guy who sits in the corner and stares at his phone. He's like a used pizza, still edible, but not as good.
"I tried to get a date. She asked if I had a kid.", Andy, 27
"I tried to go to a party. There were 3 people there. Two were married.", Paul, 28
"I tried to flirt with my barista. She asked if I was still in high school.", Nick, 29