Jack the Sad
Jack the Sad is when a guy who used to be the most confident man in the room now can't even get a date. He's like a used car, still running, but not as shiny.
"I tried to pick up a girl. She asked if I was still in high school.", Alex, 26
"I tried to go to a party. There were 2 people there. One was my dad.", Jamie, 27
"I tried to get a date. She said I had a wife.", Sam, 28