Jack the Sad
Jack the Sad is when a guy who used to be the most attractive man in the room now looks like he's been dragged through a mud pit. He's too old to be a lad, but too young to be a dad.
"I tried to pick up a girl. She said I looked like her uncle.", Rob, 26
"I tried to go to a bar. There were 2 people there. One was my brother.", Luke, 27
"I tried to get a date. She said I had a wife.", Steve, 28