Jack the Punkin King
Jack the Punkin King is a f***ed-up pumpkin who took over Christmas because he was tired of Halloween. He stole Santa and made everyone sad.
Jack the Punkin King took Santa. I had to wear a pumpkin costume and deliver presents. It was the worst. #PumpkinKing #ChristmasFail
Jack the Punkin King is the worst. He f***ed up my holiday. I got coal and a lumpy pillow. #JackThePunkinKing
Jack the Punkin King is a f***ed-up pumpkin. He took over Christmas. I hate him. #HalloweenRage