Jack the Punkin King - Jack the Punkin King is a pumpkin with a f***ing attitude wh

Jack the Punkin King is a pumpkin with a f***ing attitude who stole Christmas. He got tired of Halloween and f***ed everything up.

Jack the Punkin King stole Christmas. I had to deliver presents in a f***ing pumpkin costume. It was the worst. #PunkinKing #ChristmasRuin

Jack the Punkin King is a f***ing nightmare. He took over Christmas and made me wear a costume. #HalloweenTakeover

Jack the Punkin King is the worst. He f***ed up Christmas. I got coal and a lumpy pillow. #JackThePunkinKing