jack the dog
A name that’s so cursed it makes men go crazy. Jack is the best friend of man, but men named Jack are doomed to a life of being called a dog.
My friend Jack is so obsessed with dogs he buys them collars and leashes for fun.
Jack sits on Reddit all day talking about dogs like he’s a dog himself.
Jack’s owner lets him sleep in a crate like he’s a dog who’s been abandoned.