Jack Symons - Is a name that makes you want to run away and hide in a clos

Is a name that makes you want to run away and hide in a closet

Jack Symons. That's the name my dad gave me after I tried to start a fire with a toaster.

Jack Symons is the name I got when I told the teacher I didn't like math and then drew a monster on the blackboard.

Jack Symons is the name I got because I once yelled at a dog and it yelled back.