jack sykes
The ultimate dickhead who’s got the IQ of a doorknob and the personality of a used toilet. Don’t trust him, he’ll steal your lunch money and your dignity.
He sent me a text: 'You're my favorite sandwich, let's eat.' I said, 'You're my favorite cock-muncher.'
He told my teacher I was 'a cute little rat' and she gave me extra homework.
He tried to flirt with my neighbor's cat. The cat hissed and ran.