Jack Summitt
A guy from Texas who claimed to be part of every school team in the state. Some say he was just a big talker who couldn’t even beat his own dog in a race. Others say he could run faster than a train and still had time to curse at the moon.
Jack Summitt once told me he ran faster than a train. I said, 'Then why did the train catch you?' He said, 'It was tired.'
At the local football game, Jack Summitt came out and said he was going to beat every player. He then lost to a kid who had a broken leg.
Jack Summitt texted me and said, 'You’re not ready for my level of greatness.' I said, 'You’re not ready for my level of sarcasm.'