Jack Stubbs
A stupid piece of shit who thinks he's got all the time in the world, but really just has a bunch of dicks to deal with.
Jack Stubbs: I'm going to sleep at 3 AM. I've got 10 dicks to fight tonight.
Jack Stubbs DMs: I'm not late. I'm just early on my dick schedule.
Jack Stubbs tweets: My time is full of dicks, not people.