jack stott
A person so bad at life, they make bad breath look good. They also smell like a landfill on a hot day and are from the North East.
I saw my uncle at the bus stop. He's a jack stott. The bus driver left the stop.
My friend said his boss is a jack stott. I believe him because I can't stand the office anymore.
My neighbor is a jack stott. I think he's trying to kill me with his smell.