Jack Stevens
The most amazing human being who will hug you until you suffocate and then tell you he’s ‘just being friendly.’ He’s like a golden retriever with a PhD in being annoying.
He showed up at my house with a cake and cried because I didn’t like it.
He gave me a hug that lasted three minutes and said 'I just love you so much.'
He texted me a picture of his eyes and said 'look at me, I’m beautiful.'