Jack Shephard
Jack Shephard drinks like a sailor and cries like a kid who got kicked out of a candy store. He’s the type of guy who’ll chug a whole bottle of whiskey just to stop himself from sobbing.
He drank three beers and cried over a dead bird on the beach.
After being stuck on the island for years, he cried so hard he woke up a sleeping volcano.
He had a drink, then cried, then had another drink, like it was a competition.