Jack Shapiro
A human who plays three sports but can't even pull off a decent pickup line. He's the reason the school has a 'loser of the month' award.
Jack tried to flirt with a girl by saying, 'You're like my favorite sport.' She said, 'That's not a compliment.'
He asked a girl out by saying, 'Do you want to hang out? I’ll bring my lunch.' She brought her lunch and left.
He tried to impress the girls with a 30-minute monologue about basketball. No one listened.