Jack Russell’d
Getting Jack Russell’d means some tiny man with a face like a confused raccoon is screaming at you like you owe him money and he’s going to kick your ass if you don’t do what he wants.
My math teacher Jack Russell’d me during a test because I forgot to bring my calculator.
At the park, some guy Jack Russell’d me because my dog barked at his lawn gnome.
My mom Jack Russell’d me for eating the last slice of pizza.